who-locked-stark-in-the-closet:
Oh You’re Drinking
Binch Water?
…it says BIRCH water. Can no one read cursive on this damn site?
you are the one who can’t read cursive, it seems.
it says binch water. i checked the web site.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone
(via spongebobssquarepants)
(via spongebobssquarepants)
nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe
Like the tellar
and the nellar
and the gellar…
me:
(Source: twitter.com, via tiktokshorts)
(via spongebobssquarepants)
5-methoxy-n-n-dimethyltryptamine:
“Promise me you won’t buy weed.. buy concentrates, dab pens and edibles.. much more potent if you trying to get blazed.. fuck shit weed with stems and seeds.. feel me?”
“You are absolutley right. Thanks Ariana!”
sss sssss s sssss ssss :^))
Marijuana Grande - No Weeds Left to Buy
🎶aint got no weed left to buuuuy so im lightin it up im lightin up im lovin and livin So we blazin up🎶
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