overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying
It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.
To the girl worried about the guy not liking her body-
Let me tell you something. The girls in our dreams, she’ll never compare with reality. When you smile, he feels as though nothing else could be better. There is no one better.
The girl who loves you, defends you, shares the highs and lows…lets you think you’re right - SHE is THE most invigorating figure in our lives. Your brain, your laugh, the way you eat a burger with a fork, it’s magical.
Your skin holds this in. Your bones give it structure.
Women are poetry when all you have is a stutter. They are a cheeky crimson blush on our otherwise pale skin. They are a Jamie Oliver supper on a five dollar budget. They are the ending of our favourite book.
Without women, there would be no Beatles, no scripts for Ryan Gosling. Hugh Grant would probably sell insurance.
Believe in yourself.
Your presence will encourage men to walk on broken glass just to hear you say no.
Men, we look at things we don’t have, not in an envious greed but in a request. A request that we may have something of our own to marvel at.
A picture is that, stained paper. But you darling, you are real.
You are an ace in a hand full of nothing.
I want to share my friend Luke’s lovely response to the girl who sent that message just now; read it if you are having a bad day.
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be
i think this will be my graduation quote
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a strong mind, an interesting mind, a twisted mind, and also someone that can make me smile.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
finding nemo was not very good
FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE IVE GOT MY IP TRACKER ON THE CASE RIGHT NOW
calm down satan
well that escalated quickly
there are two types of people
I had a million of those xD